CHAPTER 18: Bidhya Bhandari,Books and Bitches

So if I were a self proclaimed feminist who was someone who knew nothing about feminism but hating men and ‘equal ‘ rights I would probably be on top of the world for Bidhya’s success as a god damn leader in Nepal.

The only song that pops in my head when I hear her name as  President is the song by Passenger called The way it goes.

I wish I could find more answers than questions when I look around me.Her whole publicity stunt in Janaki Mandir and also celebration of Chath when she was a self declared communist is something that is beyond my small mind’s comprehension.

And no Bidhya I do not dread you because you are a widow,being a widow has nothing to do with a woman’s capability (until we talk about you….. I mean we all know conspiracy of the car crash of Bhandari).There are a lot of women who are widows but none cares because right now there are more widows than married women.Our women have been through a lot..The whole stunt you pulled off sending men to spread ‘ganga jal‘ was just epic…like now you would turn your haters into sympathisers?

Like seriously don’t people already know by now that nothing in Politics has happened by accident or coincidentally? They are all pre planned….so rem #nicetry woman…

 I am supposed to just chill and appreciate the fact that a woman is the president of a country where only stone goddesses are regarded as powerful and flesh goddesses are considered impure for they menstruate.I am the opposite of delighted to say that the female president of my country does not really address any problems regarding the country and is just…..basically being the queen of everything for nothing.

(I guess the Jackie Chan meme was made for moments like this.)

All I can do as an average person who works is pay taxes which eventually pay people who pay  more than 20 times their salary as bail money  for proving that they were never involved in corruption ( SLOW CLAP WOW OFCOURSE YOU DID NOT GET INVOLVED IN CORRUPTION OF THE FREAKING COURSE!)

So I take breaks from reality and news and hide myself in books which have better humans than humanity has ever seen.Right now  I am reading Rachel Joyce and I am so glad there are women like her who exist,who are unapologetically themselves and do not give a shit about anything else and just do what they do best.

Nigella Lawson that amazing woman who bakes and eats chocolate stuffs and is more fabulous than VS models ,Rachel Joyce the writer who makes you feel words,Anuradha  Koirala who believes in second chances and also Sr.Maria who made me believe in little things ….these people should be your role models….not Bidhya who is the president of Nepal for basically nothing.

Also stop being a bitch  posting posts that are totally contradictory to your reality is not going to make you any less of a hypocrite.

I mean if people want to celebrate something let them celebrate why are you being such a judgemental person and not letting them be?

just let people be mann…..and I am going to go work and just pretend I have a choice  and pay my tax and complain and work myself dead  and be a typical Nepali.

Tschuss

 

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. pwnbhtt says:

    finally got something good to read, holy motherland !! she should be the next president…. nailed it completely
    😀

    1. Who should be the next president?

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